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Bobsled Police.

'Admit it-you're stalking me,aren't you!'

"Could we go back to the police station the pretty way?"

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'The highest court in the land.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"No offence Jon, but..."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Arrest of La Tuta

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

"We're all metric now..."