Animal Trial Fan Gifts

The Sheepdog Trials

Trial by Media

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The unlucky lemming"

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"You can't plead cute."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'