Animal Trial Fan Prints

The Sheepdog Trials

Trial by Media

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

Wolf Karaoke

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"You can't plead cute."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Happy birthday Darling!

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'