Lavender Enthusiast Gifts

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Social distancing

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Doing the borders.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Rose Garden

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Dog in Daisys

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Frog flirting.

Botany Baby!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Mad about Roses!

'In Love'

The wife whisperer.

Valentine Day

Gardening#2

Mantis Love