Lavender Enthusiast Mugs

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Yardless: Please help

Rose Garden

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Botany Baby!

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Labor Day Flowers

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Frog flirting.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Valentine Day

'In Love'

The wife whisperer.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

Mantis Love