Laughs At Serious Art Gifts

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

The Sculptor

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Art Critics.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Warhol Exhibit

"Larry! Swine flu!"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Dangerous Mural

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Mike Rutherford

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'

Microbe World

Car cleaning.

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.