Laughs At Serious Art Mugs

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

The Sculptor

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Art Critics.

Warhol Exhibit

"Larry! Swine flu!"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Dangerous Mural

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'

'I'll bet he's trying to remember his social security number.'

Car cleaning.

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

Microbe World