Satirical Art Appreciation Gifts

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Mikado

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Convenience.

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Democracy - or die!

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

Planet of the Ants

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

Cubans against annexation to the USA

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

The harvest

Poisoning

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

"In light of the recent normalization of so much abhorrent speech and behavior, the defendant respectfully enters a plea of "Seriously?" to the crimes he's charged with!"

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

I see the Covid moon a-rising

British Patent (applied for) The Outflanking Machine for Turning Movements

Where legal teams but their outfits.

King Charles III's coronation

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'