Satirical Art Appreciator Gifts

"It's my masterpiece. My monument to the twentieth century."

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

'Here is the traffic news. Jams are building on the A35 as the relaxation of the planning laws take effect.'

Plan B: Keystone Artist Lofts

Germany-Russian Deal

The harvest

"Apparently Jesus died and turned white for our sins."

'I'm not one to brag or anything but take a guess what this thing cost?'

Democracy - or die!

'This is what happens when the honey runs out.'

A Very Gated Community.

The Hound of the D'urbervilles.

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Hillary And Dolls

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"What's an NFT but another *TLA."

The Sins of the Father, Mother and President

The Trump family

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Oh Hi!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Steamed vegetables."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Loan Alley