Satirical Art Aficionados Gifts

Cat shot from mouse hole.

Tourist Attraction No. 459

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Loan Alley

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Convenience.

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

Had enough of the box.

The Origin of Creationism

The Death Of Venus

'Who's the new guy?'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Sharks' Mission Statement

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Give me your sick...

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."