Satirical Art Lovers Gifts

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Pavement knee deep in cigarette butts.

"America, I know where we're headed with Iraq - I even hired us a tour guide!"

Pink Slime Burger

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

Where legal teams but their outfits.

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

"Funny how nature has made rich people better than poor people."

"Two words: sexual harassment. Heard of them?"

Karl Marx falls into the hole of a colour revolutions.

Coronavirus Crime Rate

Not rich enough to avoid tax

Poisoning

The Russian Bear

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

Vote corporate party.

'We have three who want to serve as their patriotic duty...14 who want nose jobs and 32 who want implants.'

'You could afford to loose a few kilos!' 'I'm broke!'

Have and Have Nots.

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

Please Wait Here to be Seated.

'There's no money to provide 'Care in the Community'...but we have just enough to move him into the carpark!'

'As kings go, he's not so bad — at least he's easy to outrun.'

Jobcentre, God in queue.

"You know who I'd like to see on the team? Stephen Miller."

"The boys chipped in for a little parting gift."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Everything's cuter when it's tiny

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Loan Alley

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.