Prize vegetables with rude names.
Latin Language Humorist Gifts
Looking for a Latin language humorist gift that tickles the brain and the funny bone? Explore our collection of clever, culturally rich products inspired by Latin wit and humor, ideal for language aficionados and lovers of classical culture. From mugs to t-shirts, these items blend linguistic flair with playful humor, making them ideal for anyone passionate about Latin. Surprise your favorite Latin enthusiast with a gift that celebrates their love of the classic language with a modern, humorous twist. Browse our selection for unique, clever products that speak their language—literally.
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
Torturing the English Language
"You're going to hate yourself."
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."
A Copy Editor and His Dog
"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."
"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"
"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."
F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.
'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'
No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."
Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'
'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'
Psychiatry. I have an irrational fear of words like "and," "or," "but" and "if"! And, conjunctivitis!
'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'
An English and French student converse.
'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'
"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."
"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."
Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.
'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.
"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"
Ref shows footballer green card.
"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."
'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'
After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.
"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"
'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'
"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"
'I could murder a pint!'
A day in the life of a serial mis-pronouncer.
Canal No. 5: Vagrance
'Turner don't use that expression 'Pie int he sky' its sounds ridiculous and don't point!'
Latin Language Humorist Gifts Collection
Latin Language Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of Latin language humorist mugs for witty, culture-rich designs that bring humor to your morning coffee or tea.
Latin Language Humorist Pillows
Discover our Latin humor pillows, combining classic language with modern wit to brighten up any space with humor and style.
Latin Language Humorist Prints
Browse our Latin language humor prints for a unique touch of classical wit and humor that decorates any room with a clever edge.
Latin Language Humorist T-Shirts
Check out our Latin humor t-shirts, featuring clever phrases and funny twists on classical Latin texts, perfect for language lovers and humor enthusiasts.