Linguistic Humorists Gifts

Fart. Le Poot.

Genelg, Kohok, & Sgoogs - Palindromes

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"It's a swearbox."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Pansexual"

"What?"

A day in the life of a serial mis-pronouncer.

'I could murder a pint!'

'Turner don't use that expression 'Pie int he sky' its sounds ridiculous and don't point!'

"The nomenclature of 'political correctness' is devisive and opens the profession to ridicule!"

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

Bomb Pronouns

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Punktuation Marks.