Late-for-the-wedding Humorist Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the late-for-the-wedding humorist? Our collection captures the delightful chaos of last-minute plans and missed alarms. Ideal for the friend who always runs fashionably late or the guest with a sense of humor about timing slips. Add a touch of comedic charm to their wedding experience with our cleverly designed products, perfect for mugs, shirts, and more. Make their moment of tardiness a remembered and cherished joke.

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'The game went into extra innings.' mockup

'The game went into extra innings.'

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"The wedding cake as holy sacrament" mockup

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

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"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say." mockup

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

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'Okay.. what the hell.'

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'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.' mockup

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

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'He does.'

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'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?' mockup

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

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',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

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'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!' mockup

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

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'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?' mockup

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

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'No, but thanks for asking,'

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"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'" mockup

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

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"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details." mockup

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

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"What's this for poorer stuff?"

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'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.' mockup

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

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"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?" mockup

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

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'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.' mockup

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

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'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!' mockup

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

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'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!' mockup

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

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"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..." mockup

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

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'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.' mockup

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

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'No, but thanks for asking.'

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"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?" mockup

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

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'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.' mockup

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

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Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca. mockup

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

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"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings." mockup

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

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Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk. mockup

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

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Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy. mockup

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

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"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'? mockup

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

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"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!" mockup

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

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"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism." mockup

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

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The Aisle

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'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...' mockup

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

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"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now." mockup

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

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Late-for-the-wedding Humorist Gifts Collection

Late-for-the-wedding Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the late-for-the-wedding humorist—funny designs that bring laughter to every coffee break.

Late-for-the-wedding Humorist Pillows

Bring humor home with pillows that highlight the fun of being late. Perfect for any space craving a comedic touch.

Late-for-the-wedding Humorist Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate wedding humor—ideal for the late guest who loves to laugh at life’s delays.

Late-for-the-wedding Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the wedding procrastinator—witty, humorous, and perfect for those who love to joke about being late.