Last-minute Shoppers Pillows

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

Belated $3 birthday cards. 'Darn. All I've got is two bucks.' Bob was always a day late and a dollar short.

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Last-Minute Gifts

"Uh, oh. I forgot what day it is."

Television and Christmas Sales

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

Do you have to do everything at the last minute?

Christmas is Around the corner,

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

'Help me, Mom I need help!'

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

Come and See Our Christmas Presents

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

"You don't know anything about electronics, do you?"

"On the phone you mentioned that you were interested in one of our 'quickie-escape' packages."

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"October? Already?"

"Happy birthday. They were out of roses."

'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

I'm "The Ghost of Christmas Way-Too-Early." Sale. Walmart.