Last-minute Planners Pillows

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Man proposes holding a balloon.

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

'Why so early?'

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

"See you in the morning."

Last-Minute Gifts

'I have 3 minutes to find a Valentines card or I'm a dead man.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

a drink at the pub

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

Lunch Surprise

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

Christmas is Around the corner,

Do you have to do everything at the last minute?

"Of course, if this one flops we're done."

"On the phone you mentioned that you were interested in one of our 'quickie-escape' packages."

"I need something to dissolve superglue that will be safe on tulle and cat fur, and that's all the information I'm prepared to offer at this time."

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

'Ready for Valentines Day? . . . Wow. I wish I could see the look on your wife's face.'

'And don't forget. That credit card will expire at midnight.'

"Is he expecting you? Or would you like to spring from behind a potted plant and yell 'surprise'?"