Last-minute Vacationers Pillows

"On the phone you mentioned that you were interested in one of our 'quickie-escape' packages."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

The Desert Island Package

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

Last-Minute Gifts

The Paunch & Judy Show

"O.K., Summer Breaks is over. Back to hell."

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

Cow going to Moood Beach.

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

'Why is the first day we're out of school circled in black?'

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'

Christmas is Around the corner,