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"On the phone you mentioned that you were interested in one of our 'quickie-escape' packages."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

The Desert Island Package

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

"Looks like we'll be going on holiday on our own this year."

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

"O.K., Summer Breaks is over. Back to hell."

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

Last-Minute Gifts

The Paunch & Judy Show

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

Cow going to Moood Beach.

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'Why is the first day we're out of school circled in black?'

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

Do you have to do everything at the last minute?

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'