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'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Camping.

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Climate change

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

"Yipeee!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Crabbing

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!

On holiday...

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'