Impromptu Vacationer Gifts

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Climate change

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Yipeee!"

Newton's vacation

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

On holiday...

Crabbing

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion