Early Bird Vacationer T-Shirts

'We like to go on holiday early in the season...when the sheets are still clean.'

'We like to take our holidays early in the season, while the sheets are still clean.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Easter Island Shades...

Toast: the high energy food

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Yipeee!"

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

Crabbing

On holiday...

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"