Temporary Vacationist Pillows

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Camping.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Call Your Office

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Yipeee!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

On holiday...

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Crabbing

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"