Temporary Vacationist Mugs

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Call Your Office

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Yipeee!"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

On holiday...

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Crabbing

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Man stuck in deck chair.

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"