Larry David Fan Gifts

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Our Summer Without Dave

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

QANON PROUD BOY

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'Objection! Leading the witness in a game of peek-a-boo.'

Football Drinks

Aliens pondering the attack on civilization: If we destroyed the human race, who would make all the wonderful movies about us.'

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

Alien Santa

Felicity Rose Hadley Jones caricature

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

"I'll never understand grown ups. They make you go back to school the day after New Year, then wonder what causes post-holiday doldrums."

Arnold Schwarzenegger.