David And Goliath Aficionado Gifts

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Star Wars vs Star Trek

The Gettysburg Address in process.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Jimmy Cagney.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Diego Velasquez

Jacques et Jille

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

I'm Spartacus.

"Homes on Holmes"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

Blue Dress

1950's.

Hollywood Breakup

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Movies through the decades.

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"