David And Goliath Aficionado Prints

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

The Gettysburg Address in process.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Diego Velasquez

Jacques et Jille

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Blue Dress

"Homes on Holmes"

I'm Spartacus.

Hollywood Breakup

1950's.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Movies through the decades.

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

'The gods are perplexing.'