Divine Film Aficionado Prints

'You realize of course everything here is G-rated.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

'There's nothing on.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Canadian film production

'It was great. I hated it.'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Zeus's Caddy

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Binge Watch

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'