Layup Legend Lover Gifts

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Robert Fripp

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Here be dragons.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"The boss can see you now."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Stratigraphy

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Zorro as a child.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Bigfoot tracks...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'