Walking Dead Fan Gifts

"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Silence of the Chickens...

The devil you know and his plus one

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Open House of Horrors

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Telekinetics on strike...

'There's an imposter among us!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"Which one is yours?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Zombie Problems