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"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Silence of the Chickens...

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Open House of Horrors

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Telekinetics on strike...

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"Which one is yours?"