Walking Dead Gifts

"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Politically Correct Snowperson

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Which one is yours?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

A were-cow.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Woke and wonderful

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

'Full moon again Doctor.'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"

Werewolves of London, Ontario