Walking Dead Pillows

"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Politically Correct Snowperson

E-Baying @ The Moon

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Which one is yours?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

A were-cow.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Woke and wonderful

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

'Full moon again Doctor.'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

"It's the same old story, a few rotten werewolves and we all get a bad name. Go on, throw the ball.."

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"