Playing Dead Pillows

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

'They all want to play the star.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Tommy!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."