Playing House Pillows

'I'm not playing house with Jennifer any more -- she always wins!'

Remote control pirate bully

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Tommy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Think of it as a big puddle."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'He's maturing early.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Child driving a toy car

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Rocking Horse

'At lone at last.'