Playing House Prints

'I'm not playing house with Jennifer any more -- she always wins!'

Remote control pirate bully

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Tommy!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'The kids were so sweet...'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'At lone at last.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"