New House With Playroom Prints

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Tree house.

Snowman

"Recess does things to a man."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

What can I play?

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Swing

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Little boys

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Swing

Riding the statue.

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

Visitors.

"Thank you for not saying 'Missed a bit.'"

"That? Oh, that's the contractor insult tax. We add that to the invoice when a customer treats us as if we're somehow constantly contriving to rip them off."

A man and a woman at a house party