New Home With Entertainment Setup Prints

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Gardener

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And this is our media room."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Rose Garden

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Beach Barbecue

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'There's nothing on.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Get... a-nother room!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

TV-Man