New Home With Entertainment Setup Pillows

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Gardener

Allotment

"And this is our media room."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Rose Garden

Beach Barbecue

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

American Idle.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Get... a-nother room!"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Candle Portraits.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.