Playing Dead Gifts

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'They all want to play the star.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Billy. The Kid.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Tommy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."