Larp Adventurer Gifts

Purple Knight

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Guitar Man.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Joe Henry

Knights of the Square Table.

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'None shall pass!'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.