Larp Adventurer Gifts

Purple Knight

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Guitar Man.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Joe Henry

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Knights of the Square Table.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'None shall pass!'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'