Lamp Adventurer Gifts

Daybreak at bulb camp

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Late night teddy reading

The Victors

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Boy pilot.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Parking meter on the moon.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Pirate

The Fall from Pisa

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

My first mistake.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'