Lamp Adventurer Prints

Daybreak at bulb camp

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Late night teddy reading

The Victors

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Boy pilot.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Parking meter on the moon.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Pirate

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

The Fall from Pisa

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

My first mistake.