Lamp Enthusiast Prints

'Hey, baby, does this turn you on?'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"How the mighty have fallen!"

"It's not a dog cone. It's a lamp shade. Don't ask."

"Oh, no, Tom is drunk."

Paris streets at night

The Man Who Could Extract Guilt From Inanimate Objects,

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

'So, you've been under the knife as well?'

Monica knew that Colin had his uses...she just couldn't work out what they were.

The Secret Lives of Lamps.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Tedious Romantic.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Flower lamp.

You need a new reading light

The beer idea.

"I call it angle-poise"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."