Lamp Enthusiast Mugs

'Hey, baby, does this turn you on?'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"How the mighty have fallen!"

"It's not a dog cone. It's a lamp shade. Don't ask."

Oops! The ad does say "lampdog."

"Oh, no, Tom is drunk."

Paris streets at night

The Man Who Could Extract Guilt From Inanimate Objects,

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

'So, you've been under the knife as well?'

Monica knew that Colin had his uses...she just couldn't work out what they were.

The Secret Lives of Lamps.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Tedious Romantic.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I call it angle-poise"

The beer idea.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

You need a new reading light

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'