Larping Gifts

Knights of the Square Table.

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

Sneezing dragon.

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Leaping

Rap-scallions

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Beware of Dawg.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'None shall pass!'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'My resume,...in rap form!'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.