Larping Pillows

Knights of the Square Table.

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

Sneezing dragon.

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Leaping

Rap-scallions

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Beware of Dawg.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'None shall pass!'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Crunk

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."