Larp Participants Pillows

'None shall pass!'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Leaping

Knights of the Square Table.

'Yes, that person there...'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm gla

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Jason and the Argosnaughts.'

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

Intramission

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Purple Knight

Michael Schumacher

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

Sneezing dragon.

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'Let's see your A.A.R.P. card, buddy.'

"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "

Can you spot all five scenarios of discrimination towards people of color? Good luck!

"I knew we shouldn't have let Health and Safety run the self defence course!"

'Any more hecklers out there? No? OK. Hey, what's the deal with prison food?'

"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."

Move it, pal. You're in the lap lane.

"You're the perfect storm. . . in a teacup."

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

Joe Gormley

'He is in training for the London Olympics.'