Larp Lover Pillows

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"This stool shall pass."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Knights of the Square Table.

Leap Frog

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'None shall pass!'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Hang Time Fido

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

"Morning!"

New Mall

Michael Schumacher

Did you know you move your lips when you read?

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

Sneezing dragon.

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."