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Sneezing dragon.

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cycling with a harp case

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Rap-scallions

Leaping

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Knights of the Square Table.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Beware of Dawg.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'None shall pass!'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'What's your usual response to criticism?' - 'Extreme surprise.'

Crunk

Bell out of order - please rap.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

The Grim Rapper

Inflatable ornithological rapper.