Larp Player Gifts

Sneezing dragon.

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cycling with a harp case

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Leaping

Rap-scallions

Knights of the Square Table.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Beware of Dawg.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'None shall pass!'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'What's your usual response to criticism?' - 'Extreme surprise.'

Crunk

Bell out of order - please rap.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

The Grim Rapper